Murderer Issues

Q:Gotta bring this blog back, babe. ~Sigmund

Anonymous

Meh, I moved onto bigger things, like “what is the meaning of life”

Q:Why not?

Anonymous

Q:Post a selfie yeah?

Anonymous

wut why

Q:You are a fucking sexual beast

ddollley

No one can tame me!

Never text while driving

Unless you’re drunk, then text the other drivers on the road to warn them about your current state of inebriation.

My favorite word and favorite activity are both cunnilingus

meladoodle:

i HATE it when people interrupt me masturbating with things like ‘please… not in front of the children..’ or ‘how did you get into our home..’

(via slender-woman)

How are all of you sauce monsters?

Q:Do you mean D as in Death?

Anonymous

NOPE I MEAN MY PENIS

Q:I would very much just like to fuck you. Or make love. Maybe that one cause it sounds more pleasant. Totally your choice.

Anonymous

If you really wanted my dick in you, you would post off-anon…

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And remember kids, murder is fun until someone gets hurt and then its a lot more fun!