Q:I visit the house ahead of time, to plan an escape route. So if someone just has to enter the house beforehand, it's easier. And if something happens, and I need to get out fast, I aim for the jugular vein, it's faster and I get a bit more pleasure out of watching them die so fast.

Anonymous

Ok, ty for the tip :)

Q:Here's a fanTASTIC tip for you heart collectors out there! Preserve them in jars and call them pig hearts! Unless you take it to a medical professional, no one will no the difference and you can keep it on display in your homes! Just make sure you preserve them right.

lets-hope-we-dont-explode

this is FANtastic

Q:After you have killed someone you should try to open them up, get all of there insides out, fill the skin with rocks, throw them to the bottom of a lake. This will ensure that the body will sink and you may keep a hidden identity of a science teacher and bring the skeleton to a school, where you may find even more victims. You may also keep the skeleton as a trophy. Keep the soft insides for when you have guests over and must cook its a win win situation

Anonymous

Thanks for the tip! That’s a great idea!

Q:If you kill them at their house.. How do you hide the evidence?

Anonymous

Well you can’t hide the fact a murder took place, but what you can do is make the police chase their tails. If you study a bit about forensics, you will learn about how police look for signs of a struggle, break-ins, etc. What I recommend doing is planting evidence of struggles and break-ins and etc ALL over the house. The police won’t know what evidence is real and what is fake. Also never kill with the same weapon/manner in house evasions that way they don’t link you to your other crimes and label you a ‘serial killer’. As long as you don’t leave any physical evidence that points back to you (fingerprints, hairs, etc) they will never catch you.

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Lol. Players are the best perople arent they? Anyways, Im buying poision from a good guy friend I know.. I was considering getting the guys drunk to the point where they wont remember it… Then mix it with their alchoal. Its not intended to kill him… Just to make him suffer ;) Any tips? “

Use anti-freeze, if it doesn’t kill them, they will be vomiting and shitting for a while

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Q:a bitch takes your boyfriend and makes your life a living hell, spreads shit about you and nearly makes you jump in front of a train. have any ironic murder ideas for her? :)

Anonymous

If you REALLY want to get creative about this, you could create a Saw-style scenario where your ex-boyfriend ends up killing “that bitch”

Also I would like to point out: In situations like this you ladies tend to blame “the bitch”, when is ALSO your now-ex’s fault as well. Don’t place ALL of your blame on her, divide it between the two of them. You can also kill him in the same way, make it so the Saw-like scenario you place them in makes them before kill each other :)

Q:Of course! On my neighbors gardener! Took my neighbors hand as a trophy!

viext

Now you have a GREEN THUMB. OMG I’M SO PUNNY!!!

Q:Heh, how about a convenient kill method to share? Knife, because everyone has one of those, garb their heads, and a quick stab in the back - unfortunately you don't get to see their faces but this is a "for unexpected people in the way" kill.

viext

Thank you for the tip madam! Have you used this successfully before?

Q:Okay, but i don't want to scare my victims even more by smashing the mirror :P i need to learn to be silent like a cat, like those cats that scare you ;) Hope you can give me some advice ;) and btw, love your blog :)

Anonymous

Well then I suggestion reading up on the methodology of the ninjas. I highly recommend wearing ninja tabi and spandex as well, to completely minimize sound. Catwomen is also a great person for you to study to become more stealthy. Also I recommend you close the door of the bathroom and wait for the mirror (if you are not into smashing) to fog up before you go in for the kill (so you don’t scare yourself) 

And Thank You very much!

Q:I've got something to ask... I have been waiting for my victim to go to have a shower. When she did, i went there and was about to kill her when she saw my reflection in the mirror and had a heart attack before i was able to kill her. It was really frustrating... Has this ever happened to you? What can i do to get over this feeling of disappointment?

Anonymous

That scenario has not happened to me no, however I have been scared shitless by cats after the kill was complete once. One thing you could try is when you walk into the bathroom (next time) smash the mirror and use some of the glass as a weapon. The smash will scare your victim and make you feel more in control. Hope this helps :) Tell me how it goes ;)